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I think Liz is gonna run away with the vote. I mean, c'mon, DAT ASS!!!

One of the many reasons I love me the original M&M

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

So YOU'RE the other person who saw that movie! I think it was one of the greatest road trip movies of our generation.

68 is the incorrect year for the GTO. DeLorean figured out that all Americans wanted was a big engine and some stickers with the 64 GTO.

How about making "The Circuit" a Nurburgring? And holy hell, if you know SA AND Wisconsin, there's some scary shit there. (I grew up in Madison, currently living in SA)

Here's how it works: The circle is divided into quadrants, (N, S, E, W). In those areas, you have 2 directions of flow, both perpedicular to the quadrant area.

Any of them. Luckily, I've only been through NE once.

Nevada is mostly desert, and it doesn't have the foliage of Germany. So instead of "The Green Hell" it'll be called "The Brown Hell?"

After seeing this sign, I know that I am about to lose 6 hours of my life that I will never, ever get back. For some reason, it always takes me 4 times longer to get through OK that I expect/want it to.

"Oh God, this can't be good..."

I can't remember, but it was the official slogan for PA for a while. The big one was off the Interstate on the PA side of the Delaware Water Gap, but I also know that it's on the list of "You know you're from Lehigh Valley when..."

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Sounds like Manson's Epic Question to me...

Also, this.

"Forget that state you just drove to, it really isn't America."

closely followed by...

For the longest time, after crossing into Pennsylvania from NJ (and paying a toll to do so), you were greeted with this sign.

MB 190E 2.3-16 Cosworth Evolution II. Because homologated race car...and German boxiness.

I grew up in Madison, and when people said it was a 5 hour drive to the tip, I thought they were joking. It was only 3 hours to Sturgeon Bay, surely it wouldn't take 2 hours just to drive through Door County...

To slow people down...and keep deer alive. I can't remember where I heard that, but I heard it.