@luisthebeast: Oh, it's not just Pearl Jam. That song's been covered by everyone practically since the 60's. Eddie Vedder's version is one of the best.

Lyrics semi-NSFW

@pres: The very, very first reply was Jerry

Nobody Gonna Take My Car, I'm Gonna Race It To The Ground

@sirbasilfawlty: Oh god yes.

@Maxis47: I like Mazdas, but the current MS3 looks like it has a retainer.

White Zombie - Black Sunshine

Reverend Horton Heat - Galaxie 500

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

@Møbius: They are the loft apartment above us. They're the ones always banging on our ceiling telling us, "Quiet down, eh?"

@AutobahnBurner: Clearly, you need to listen to Serial Thriller. Jalopnik will recouperate your travel and time expenses with valuable InternetBucks and Kudos.

@Boosted Lego Wagon: I was going to type a witty reply ala a second verse, but the original has the best lyrics for your shenanigans:

@syaieya: Don't mind us, we're just sitting here, being awesome.

Mazda B and F series.

@Tall Glass of Water: OOOH, intelligence burn!

@bmdoobiew: D'oh! That was going to be my exact answer. Legendary for all the wrong reasons.

@kamikaze63: Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt. :)

@spiegel1: If only he'd have Asked Jeeves to park it in the new Altavista Apartments parking lot.

There are few cars that need only to be named by their manufacturors name, not their model name. This is one of those cars. Instead of it's unfortunate alpha-numeric name, (DMC-12) this was almost named "Z Tavio".

I hope this is is a slow day, because this should be thrown into the X3 and Civic pile, and prefaced with "Great News!" I was considering browsing the article, but when I saw the first picture, I gave up. Even the amount of time I'm taking to type this responce I'll wish I had back. This article should have been this: