@DoctorNine: Oh, you picked the correct year, too! Not that I own a 67 Galaxie or anything...

It's been a long time 929. We've missed you! If only we could get James Garner to pimp you out to the masses...

EVEN BETTER NEWS! I can still get a torrent of Top Gear within 2 hours of it airing locally in the UK!

Of course they're German. Success or failure, what ever their end, they make sure the do it right the first time, and do it well.

@Geckodelimon: You bought a sweet-ass car, I feel good for you son. You got 99 problems, but bad taste ain't one.

@RaptorConner: * Alfa Romeo: Q2

@mrwoolery: Nissan Altima!

@DonLuc: This thing came into the shop I worked at. The woman had told me that her husband and his brothers had replaced the water pump, and changed the oil, but for some reason the car wouldn't start. She mentioned that they had been drinking and by the end of the day working on it, they told her that "It took a lot…

@benmoo: Sadly, no. Those are my wonderful hands. I laughed, then cried.

"Of course I can do all of my maintanance myself. I've got no experience, but I can save a few bucks doing it myself. All fluid goes in the same hole, right?"

@kpetree10: Oh God yes. My stepdad says the same thing after living in Germany and driving the autobahn in a daily commute for 20 years. He went from MB cars named "Thriller" and "The Flash" to driving a beige Toyota Minivan. Noooooooooooo....

@Lysol: That's oddly specific Lysol.

@Middleswine:

@irishman72: There should only be one thing on page 442

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Also exciting are many German-made climate control consoles (until recently)...

"I can totally beat this guy"

@GrandmaSideways: Well, someone went looking for a photo on Google to use as an example on Jalopnik. So, after searching "barn find" and finding a suitable photo, he was pleased.

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@ZeroOrDie: Sitting in a car in California summer heat can make those extinguishers into bombs, no?