That's nice and all...but a guy named Jordan names his daughter Jordyn? It looks like they have 5 kids total so it's kinda depressing if they've already run out of names and had to turn Dad's name into a girls name.

The Red Sox send him a bag of Fenway dirt and all they get is a B+???

So do you take the tin-foil hat off when you shower or just let your hair get all dreadlocky?

So mattresses aren't good products? I just bought a Serta savant thing and it's a great product.

Because it's a lot less creepy than saying "hey, I've used personal data (even if it is freely given) to figure out your financial situation and see if I can get you to buy a new car." If someone called me out on it I'd freely admit what we were doing, but most people didn't care. They just heard that they could get…

I want to insult her for being super-disheveled, but it looks like she's married to skinny Josh Hamilton and the only time Josh Hamilton was skinny was when he was methed out and didn't have any money, so I guess she has stress in her life.

Former Cadillac Internet Director here. If your car is hard-to-find we will actually do this. I had a guy who really wanted a blue Escalade EXT. I called everyone who'd bought one since 2011 (like 7 guys since we didn't sell a lot of new cars) and finally found a guy to sell us his. I asked if he'd like to buy a…

C7 Corvette is a big offender on the super-bright LED taillights. Killed me sitting behind on in traffic a few weeks ago.

The current gen Honda CR-V should be added to this. I used to sell Hondas (before getting into the world of IT Security sales) and while the current gen Civic is a great deal in the LX version the CR-V is where (I think) you get the most bang for your buck.

Any I'm forgetting?

1) Fender Competition Mustang

I had Dorsaneo for Civil Procedure first year a few years ago at SMU. That guy was an entertainer. I would love to be in the class when someone mentions this jackass to him.

The Honda dealership I worked at for a year routinely referred to Indian customers as "Patels" and completely stereotyped them. I would get a few deals every month because other salespeople refused to work with them. Word is now the dealership had to switch to referring to them as "Johnsons" to try not to sound…

The Honda dealership I worked at for a year routinely referred to Indian customers as "Patels" and completely stereotyped them. I would get a few deals every month because other salespeople refused to work with them. Word is now the dealership had to switch to referring to them as "Johnsons" to try not to sound…