Don’t read past a spoiler warning and then bitch about spoilers.

People who worry about spoilers and still read past the spoiler alert deserve their own suicide montage.

Derek Jeter is Chief Executive Officer of the Marlins organization. https://www.mlb.com/marlins/team/front-office

Except this was probably the exact reason he was brought in: to lend his reputation as a wall against public opinion as the other owners took a look at Jeff Loria’s exploits and said, “Hold my aged cognac.”

Kinda makes you pine for the days of Jeffery Loria again, doesn’t it?

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.

The iron cross is a pretty generally accepted symbol of Nazism in modern times, though it wasn’t always that. It’s possible this kid didn’t view it that way, but it’s not “selective reporting” to mention it.

Republicans will violate fire code before they’ll think about regulating guns.

I hope this doesn’t make me a bad person. 99.9% of my emotions are sympathy for the victims. But 0.1% of me sarcastically wonders how this can happen in one of the biggest, proud NRA member, 2nd Amendment is absolute, gun toting state of the country.

This needs to be COTD so we can see if $kaycog can find a woman in a bathing suit posing with a cow.

We got cows.

You know what a the German word for “tornado” is?

Oh look, another turd with parents that leave firearms laying around.

Seems odd to me. The kid was pretty attached to his Greek heritage.... and any Greek-American with a passing knowledge of what the Nazi’s did to the Greeks during WWII would not be inclined to go in that direction.

Pfft. Call me when you have flying cows.

Now he can spend the next 70-80 years of his life in a cell

Of course this motherfucker has a Nazi fetish. They all do. And lol at being too ‘afraid’ to kill himself. Now he can spend the next 70-80 years of his life in a cell, watched like a hawk and denied any escape for his actions other then natural causes. Poor, poor thing. I hope they are watching him like a hawk in the…

1) Supply knives

Record-high for Trump. That’s like being the world’s tallest midget. He’s at 42%.

“How to handle it when diners fight over the bill?”