Dick Cheney was right, that shit was over in six months and the oil revenue paid for it all. The man’s a genius.

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

I’m sure you’ve never started an argument over something so dumb and small.

“...we’ve addressed it extensively, there’s just nothing else to add, just because you guys continue to ask the same question over and over and over again doesn’t mean we that have to keep coming up with new things to say.”

And The President wants to call his daughter ‘Wife’.

Since I know the Iraq War is what is justifying this post from HamNo, that war was 100% justified

he did it to try to avoid being drafted

Yes, because in relationships when you treat your partner’s concerns as a joke it usually ends really well.

Congress also has the sole power to fund the government, including the military. If they want to end the hostilities, they can withhold funding for the government.

Even easier: Just restore the draft. It’s amazing how fast the tune changes for the chickenhawks once their precious babies might be maimed so we can assert our dominance get more oil spread democracy by gunpoint uhhh freedom, something and something.

And the last war Congress declared was WWII.

Pass a bill requiring a WAR TAX be imposed; pay all costs in real time. No war bonds; no borrowing from Social Security trust, just a straight-up and progressive WAR TAX. That would dissuade any president from starting a war, because they and their party would be promptly voted out.

I religiously avoid watching any video of the allegedly charming and humble Aaron Judge for exactly this reason

Whenever a new war is started by the U.S., all of the president’s children and nieces and nephews will be drafted and sent to the front lines.

Imagine how often they would have to bleep out the N word if this game was at Fenway.

I mean, Gruden brought up another point, when he mentioned RG3. So you are telling me RG3 isn’t worth a chance either over fucking Weeden? Wouldn’t someone like RG3 have a better chance even though he has sucked, have a better chance at trying to play like Watson while Watson is out rather than Weeden? So f’n stupid.

Further fixed.

DeShaun Watson may be the only person in America to have a worse back up than Donald Trump.

Fixed.

Could be worse. *checks notes* No, no it couldn’t.