If you can’t remember where you put something, you either own too much crap and/or you’re incredibly disorganized. I wouldn’t recommend an app to enable hoarding; I’d recommend reducing clutter and staying organized to begin with.

Enjoy your two years in Sacramento, Grayson. Explore the local Chinatown, any Mandarin you pick up will be a big asset to your playing career.

I know it’s like “not cool” or whatever to enjoy the sadness of an emotionally troubled young man, but knowing Allen grows up to become the Zodiac killer it seems like it’s OK in this instance.

I missed the end of the game. At the final buzzer did Grayson Allen shriek and transform into a flock of blackbirds?

With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.

Narrator’s voice: Turns out, the app was written by tech-savvy burglars.

The letter came before Young talked shit about him to SI. That’s how he was able to talk about the letter to SI, in the SI interview in which he talked shit about Fisher.

Don’t underestimate the right wings ability to bury its own head firmly up its own ass.

Then, there’s the whole “getting paid” thing.

The thing is there are tons of good lawyers out there who are probably willing to work for Trump. Trump’s problem is that his legal issues are so large and he looks so guilty that good isn’t good enough. He needs the BEST lawyers. And the best lawyers are the best because they don’t take on incompetent guilty clients.

Ladies and Gentlemen, “whataboutism” example perfectly displayed by Wizznilliam.

You know what was crazy - I was like “Dude needs a 101-level class in semiotics because sitting up there with his gold chains and his Black Power shirt with the fist on it, I don’t know who he thinks Da Real NRA Racists are going to draw a bead on first with their AKs.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED that Bernie’s house negro allowed himself to be used by apolitical organization that values White possessions over Black lives.

If we’re gonna be fair to Manziel, he actually hits the nail on the head when it comes to why Kap isn’t in the league.

Every Bernie Sanders Stan who used Killer Mike as the ultimate “He has a black friend!” move can now, officially, kiss the blackest part of my ass.

The Sweet Baby Ray’s restaurant in Wood Dale is amazing, and they make their own line of sauces fresh in the restaurant. (“Sweet Baby” Ray himself is from Wood Dale, he sold the grocery-store sauce line but has two restaurants with sauces only sold there.) Kevin, if you haven’t been, you should go. And get one of…

Kevin, you dummy, don’t you know that the barbecue from [INSERT REGION] is the only real barbecue, and the [INSERT SAUCE USED IN SAID REGION] is the only one that’s good? Why didn’t you review [INSERT REGIONAL SAUCE]?

Charming.

Presumably, you love your dog.

I think the Gyrados is the most delicious of the Pokémon, but the unevolved Magikarp is pretty good if you fry it up with some onions and Old Bay Seasoning.
Mr. Mime is tolerable, but it tastes like chicken, as well as everything else.