Google Translate: Howling Howl’s Luff which is somehow even funnier.

But that doesn’t play in to Indy’s weird self-loathing as under-appreciated schtick.

Scam. Tax scam. It was a bill only in the absolutely loosest sense of the word.

Man, it pains me to think I used to enjoy reading Simmons.

“Did White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders intentionally tweet out a misleading piece of propaganda about President Trump’s decision to launch airstrikes in Syria?”

And a Lyft would’ve been about the same price. Yikes!

Fuck you, Jeetz, you bloviating butt stank.

Blasphemer!

Jeetz defense deficiencies have spread throughout the team!

I only skimmed it but isn’t that American video pretty much a rip off of the Virgin America safety video?

Jesusfuckno. What is wrong with you for even asking this question?

Stayed in Kapaa last time I was in Kauai, it was cheaper and I had a car to get to the other stuff I wanted to do.

What’s the problem, sounds like the system is working exactly as intended, y’all.

There’s no way I’ll be as annoying to future generations since I can’t destroy the safety net and possibly the planet that these fuckers are working on so fuck off.

Because hippies aged, became the mainstream, dragged some of their crap along with them except their core beliefs which they abandoned to suckle at the teat of St. Ronnie and now slobber on the knob of the cheetolini. Keep pulling up that ladder behind you all you want, Death is still going to get you and the rest of…

Unnamed, piece of shit, enabler congressman, you mean?

I don’t want to bridge the divide. I want his supporters to reap what they’ve sown, die an early death and be forever scorned throughout human history. They did nearly all of the work to create the divide, they can suffer on the other side of it. I just pray they don’t take the rest of us down with them.

How’d you know I work for the President?

Wendy’s Frosty.

Hey now, this is an insult to scum, at least scum has a function!