My son has a peanut allergy and has to keep an epi-pen with him at all times. These are really expensive life preservers. The devices, most of the time, expire before they are ever needed, but you never want to be caught with out one. I am lucky and my insurance covers most of the cost, but that just means my HMO…

“Genetic Sexual Attraction” is like the 4th thing that comes to mind when I see the acronym GSA. I get emails from the GSA daily, and most of them are about the location of snacks because that’s my Graduate Student Association. I will never apologize for clicking on “GSA”.

It makes me really uncomfortable that nobody seems to be saying much about the fact that he’s so much younger and how that makes him extra vulnerable. Nineteen is technically an adult, but you’re still young an easy to take advantage of. Not you, but the conversation in general. I feel like people get blinded by the…

Normally, I would respond with a sort of defense of gun rights and such, but I cannot anymore. Not today, not yesterday and not tomorrow.

Very.

ONLY DIGITALLY PENETRATED?!?!?!?! First of all, that’s rape, honey. Secondly, that’s still rape, honey. Thirdly, she says she was penetrated by his dick.

It looks like the Good English band Facebook page has been disabled. Ha!

I’m a man who has been blackout drunk many times. Even with serious “clouded judgement” moments there was never a time where I thought “I should have sex with this unconscious girl”. You either have morals or you don’t. He doesn’t.

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

What is shameful about this election cycle is that attacks like the one you satirized don’t just stem from the political right anymore but have been adopted by certain Clinton supporters.

Since this is the The Slot, the obvious conclusion we are supposed to draw is that Hillary is A WONDERFUL PERFECT QUEEN GODDESS AND IF YOU DARE DISAGREE THEN YOU HATE ALL OF THE WOMEN WHO HAVE EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE! /s

Take your facts and get outta here, you!

Well, the labor participation rate in the U.S. has been hovering around 62% for a while, so this means that Sanders donors are more likely than the average American citizen (16 years or older) to be in the workforce. Which makes sense, since they have money to donate. I don’t know if we can really draw many broad…

In Vermont, Sanders got almost $10 per capita.

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

Justin Bieber is the worst.

Mayflies used to freak me out so much, until I found out they don’t even have mouths. They eat everything they’ll ever eat as larvae, then starve to death as adults.

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

That's great and all but why do you think anyone (especially the author) needed to know, or even cares really, about your unwillingness to empathize or understand? Not every thought or feeling you have is important enough that you have to express it, especially when it only serves to compound someone else's trauma. I…