I have, thankfully, never experienced either circumstance, but I think I’d much rather find out my partner was cheating on me as an adult than find out as a kid or teenager that one of my parents was cheating on the other. At least in the former, there are clear steps you can take once you know. What the fuck do you…

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

The only explanation is that Red Panda deserves to be higher on this list

I also don’t see “cowboy monkey rodeo” which is a very real thing at minor league games.  If they were throwing firecrackers, it would be everything 8-year old me could want.

Under getting hit by a bus made of javelins.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

Two suggested additions: intermission peewee hockey (which I would rank separately from #24, and which imho is a top 10 event) and “jumbotron shows some iteration of the shell game” (which is always bad and yet you cannot take your eyes away from it).

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

Gay black woman is good, pan sexual Puerto Rican alligator is great.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

I found this piece to be problematic (Peck’s piece) precisely because it relied on some old stereotypes that gay men have fought for a long time, and because it seemed to paint all gay men with the same brush. The idea that all gay men are sexually promiscuous can be very damaging and does not apply to everyone in the…

Thanks for the perspective, but you really don’t think that a historically progressive magazine like The New Republic publishing an article that argues that because a gay politician came out relatively later in life than the current norm, he won’t be able to focus on his job because he’ll be too busy exploring his…

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

The real story here is the depressing state of Vrabel’s broken marriage.

Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

But sadly not the rating of “mythical creatures who would fuck you”. #ConsentMatters

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

How in the hell did someone beat me to this? I thought, “ooh I bet this will get five favorites. Maybe I’ll jump out of the greys for a day. But nooooo.”