Licking rats may lead to leptospirosis

I’ve read about ”sobbing Jake DeBrusk in the dressing room” on Twitter, but I’ve yet to see photos. I need photos. Need them. I’ve already seen the multitude of crying Marchand pics & videos (the one where he blasts the Blues for destroying his lifelong dream of winning a Cup, despite the fact he’s already won a Cup, w…

O'Reilly is Canadian. Of course his f-bombs are polite as fuck. 

As someone who lives in Boston - lighten the fuck up dude. 

Yes, as always, the most important thing is Fuck Boston.

Congratulations to St. Louis’s only professional sports team!

The amount of fucks yelled when the players are raising the cup is amazing! I can’t wait for all of the pearl clutching letters to the FCC.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

what’s a boston

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

Lost my wife of 20 years to breast cancer one month ago. She fought it 3 separate times. Cancer can go fuck itself!

Wow, she is an inspiration and it fucking sucks she lost her battle. I lost my husband to cancer 15 weeks ago tomorrow. It’s an exceptionally cruel disease. Fuck cancer, fuck it so much.

Last week was the one-year anniversary of losing a good friend of ours very suddenly. She left behind a husband and three children. It still hits me hard every couple of days and it’s all I can do to keep from ugly-crying in public. I hope Gabriele’s family and friends can find peace and comfort through their grief as…

The benefits reportedly include increased blood flow and reduced muscle fatigue.

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

I voted right, but that’s just my answering ear. I switch back and forth based on how quickly my arm gets tired. So I’m ambi-earious because of my weak arm muscles.

Hey, let me should this louder for you:

I cannot believe you used this as a defense of her possible actions. Men have been using “I wouldn’t rape someone who looks like her” and “I’m too good looking to rape someone” as excuses for years. Looks of the alleged perpetrator and the victim don’t really matter when you’re a predator. It’s about controlling and…

Honestly, none of the Lorne Michaels stuff is that surprising to me but I’m really upset about the Amy Heckerling thing. :(