Terry stayed in office almost exclusively because old senile people thought he was his father.

District 2 of Nebraska would probably be blue, or at least a consistently close race, if it wasn’t for Obama.

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

This turned out to be really sweet and heartfelt, when really I was expecting you to conclude with “GODDAMMIT YOU PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE HOW GOOD YOU HAD IT”

An acquaitence from high school didn’t have kids & she & her husband were always traveling and posting great pics on social media of them having a blast, which I thought was great. 6 months ago they had a premie (like 25 weeks or some shit like that) and the realization that they weren’t just smart & not having kids,…

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

A list of boring athletes without Joe Mauer is fake news. The most white bread slap hitter in history, with all the personality of a tater tot hot dish!

Holy shit, even that list of boring players was boring. 

Goddammit, surely Joe Flacco is at least elite as a top 20 boring athlete?

They brought up adoption for Kev and Vee but I’m sure that during the season when all the Gallagher kids got sent to foster homes Fiona actually asked Vee to take them in. And Vee said that she would do it but Ethel had completely screwed their records and now they can no longer legally adopt or foster kids.

Ha, I thought I was the only person who does this! I always want to know what the most popular ones are about but am too chicken to watch them. The original recap of the first Paranormal Activity scared me so much I couldn’t walk the dogs at night for a week. THE RECAP. I have never actually seen this movie. In the…

I assume that the writers didn’t want to pile too much on Fiona that they had no ability to resolve, but come on. How do you crash your car on a residential street and just walk away from it without attracting any attention? Not a single person heard the yelling, the screeching tires, or the loud crash?

“Nothing about Ford as a character or Richard Flood as an actor justified his continued presence in this show, and this story would have been infinitely better if Fiona was going through this struggle without the baggage of yet another entry into the saga of men who’ve turned into assholes. The fact that the show made…

If there is a lesson here, it’s that “The first time someone offers you their grandpa’s ashes, believe them”

I hate the idea of a Revenge Body. It’s insane. What do you even hope to gain, here?  To make the guy regret cheating on you?  And then what?  Like, I get being mad, and I’m all for exercise as therapy, but this kind of crap is not healthy or reasonable.

Last week I though Ian would run away to Mexico and be with Mickey.  Every since Ian’s arrest and media attention I’ve been hoping from at least a call from Mandy or Mickey to him.  I was hoping/thinking “oh he’ll see Mickey in the prison”.  With all the other times the writers have pissed me off with Ian and Mickey I…

Even though I stopped watching the show this season, I still read these reviews because Myles seems to be as fed up with the show as many of the rest of us. After reading part of the review, I tuned in this week because it’s Ian’slast episode. For so much of the series Ian and Mickey were the main people I cared…

I was unaware that Cameron was leaving the show, so I watched this wondering if they were going to time-jump a few months and let him out next episode, something like that. I can’t blame him for leaving. He’s not hurting for work. I do wonder when the writers started directing Ian toward prison, knowing they could…

AAU star’s lookin’ through an issue of Slam magazine