Nearly had a heart attack when I saw the first two, followed by a wave of relief as I scrolled down. Good one, Jalopnik.

I would love to hear an opinion piece on rape jokes from a man who has been raped or sexually abused. Assuming that women are the only victims of sexual violence is extremely hetero-normative, and inaccurate. I'm not saying Lindy assumes this in her piece, but I think as a larger culture, we tend to. It would be an…