OK THEN ITS REALLY NOT JUST ME! This is a conspiracy!!!

I have lived my ENTIRE life thinking that his name was Snuffleluffagus. BRB gonna go cry now.

I loved Caity Weaver’s “thatz not okay" series. And basically everything Lindy West did. Also, Millihelen.

Lindy’s movie reviews - I can’t think of specifics but they were brutal and hilarious.

Oh man, I really don’t want to be that girl (I’ve had more than a few “oh... it’s... nice!” about my engagement ring that I love) but this is... not cute. It’s like she’s trying a little too hard to be different and edgy.

That’s it, I’m sick of flight delays.

I guess Anna Condo don’t want none anymore.

Sometimes I want to strip all the mounted words off the walls of a few of the houses I clean, and see if the owners remember how to live.

Still v. glad I didn’t go to college in the South

I loooooooooooooooooove that movie so much.

I am mad jealous. I don’t even have herbs right now. Heck, not even cactuses on my planters, because I have an asshole cat who is obsessed with digging everything I plant, and then burying it upside down. He’s very thorough.

Oh, you know, got married, went on a honeymoon where we saw a double rainbow and a dolphin calf, started my reading for next semester and fell in love with Evidence, and made a pear cake. The usual!

I caught a Pikachu. I started a light weight lifting routine twice a week.

Garden thread ! These are just of the few of the tomatoes and red peppers we harvested this week.. I’ve been gardening my whole life and never had a crop this bountiful. I guess our timing and technique have been perfected over the years. I’ve been slow cooking a batch of marinara with the San Marzano’s all day.

I’ve actually only ever had duck once, so I left it off.....that time, it was great! I don’t remember the exact preparation but it was at a Sichuan restaurant in Seattle that I’m told is very good. The skin was especially amazing.

I have a reoccurring nightmare where apparently I actually failed high school physics which then nullifies my HS diploma and therefore my college one so I have to go back to high school even though I’m in my late 20s. Fun twist: In reality I went to a catholic high school so in my nightmare that’s where I have to go…

wow, who sank your Titanic

no it’s real

Woman’s son writes excellent blog!