The puppet show clinched it for me. There is almost zero Martha in there. if Paula Deen had actually gone to prison they wouldn’t even need the artifice.

Your words “Was he violent?” and “actual danger” display a common rape culture attitude.

I get so much more of a Paula Deen vibe, which is disappointing.

Yeah, people’s perspectives tend to change once you use misrepresentations to justify your supporters’ use of misogyny and threats and then refuse to concede after you’ve lost.

I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

Jesus Christ, I have never read that story but that passage made me tear up.

“Wild Card” was so bad. And Lennon Stella sounded horrible singing it, which shows how terrible the song was as she’s got a great voice. I wondered if the show did it on purpose as an underline to all of the other poor decisions she was making while under Cash’s tutelage.

Way to try and help, Birdie. My dog would probably just chew on me.

I know, right? She has done that ever since she became famous with the first Transformers movie. I remember her saying something like she could cheat on Brian Green but he couldn’t and if he did, she would go crazy on his ass or something to that effect. It’s been so long, I don’t remember exactly. And remember the…

Well, she does believe her baby wants to be raised somewhere else, so she’s moving her entire family. And also, she believes Chesea Handlers’s aborted fetus speaks to Chesea via her dog, Chunk. So who knows?

I love when celebrities become so delusional that they think they're experts on everything and can do any job excellently. She's reaching Sean Penn levels here.

Or...Jon Lovitz!

EEEE I LOVE WEINERS

And then she came out in an aqua colored sequined bodysuit like a GD mermaid and all was forgiven.

Is Lil Kim on “Lauren Hill time”? I haven’t heard that about her before.

My dog went on a trashcan emptying spree awhile back and ended up chewing on a jalapeno carcass and it was SO SAD, she looked really upset about it. I had hoped that she would at least learn from this grave mistake and stop tearing up trash while I’m out, but she didn’t.

I hope VH1 has the foresight to tell her the show starts 5 hours earlier than it really does.

I was on a date with a guy and he asked if I was feminist. I told him I preferred “feminazi bonerkiller”. He laughed and said “You’ve never killed a boner in your life”. It was meant to be flirty I guess. Anyway, I asked him what his favorite book was and he responded “Have you ever heard of The Fountainhead?”

I use my wife’s Secret since I ran out of my own one day and needed a replacement. Turns out it IS strong enough for a man, so I stuck with it and now I don’t have to deal with the horror of scents marketed to men.