YES !! This would be the best party EVER

Can I come ?

My favorite single from her album, 1589, is definitely Welcome to New Yorick. Shake it Out, Damned Spot takes a close second.

Agree. I’ve never been to a baby shower so I didn’t know they were “themed” but for a girl’s night in this would be great.

I just got married there last month!!! We stayed in Room 217 and fucked with tourists ALL DAY/NIGHT long. I laughed so hard I fucking cried at how creeped out people got. I can tell you anything about that hotel, it is without a doubt my greatest obsession. #aheadofthetrend #suckitAHS

What I found astonishing was the offended manchildrens’ failure to understand that many of the rabid fans of the original were women. This remake isn’t “for women” any more than the original was “for men”. It’s the same old falsehood rearing it’s head again; that female protagonists are for a strictly female audience,…

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

Not sure “controversy” is the right word to describe what surrounds the Ghostbusters remake. “Controversy” implies some legitimate material dispute of facts, interpretations, or values. This is just a mass man-child temper tantrum.

That’s even worse I would have died of boredom.

Miss You Most at Christmas Time still puts me in tears. Gaaaawd I love that album.

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT ONE .

I KNOW! I love stupid books and I hated that book sooooo much and my teacher was such a dickkkkkkk

I think this lady is all up in your business a lot. If it’s not your profile picture or something, what’s her problem?

At 33, I am contemplating moving back in with my mother for a year to save enough money to buy a house. I am letting go of the man is going to swoop in and save me plan and moving ahead with the plan to be a home owning adult on my own. With my mom. Weeeee living with your parents in your 30s, I feel so alive. Hey…

Giant picture is giant. I made another cake. I’m pretty pleased with it. My house looks like someone came in and barfed minions. But the littlest lady is a four year old now, so I guess it’s worth it.

Quickie Update: I had my surgery on Tuesday. They got out all the cancer! My vitals are excellent. My body is healing well. So that’s good news. I might have to do chemo but we still don’t know yet. I do know that if we decide to do it, it’ll be after allowing me to recovery fully from surgery.

what if, in heaven, you’re forced to spend eternity with your high school boyfriend/girlfriend

1. So The Wire. I finished season 1 and it was so good! I had so many feelings! Velociraptor, if you’re here, you need to check that ish out.

“She like to f**k* me, s**k me, s**k then f**k me / I’m the ice cream man, she chunky monkey,

I just texted that fur hat to my boyfriend and told him to buy it for me so I can be twins with my cat. And I meant it.