Just like the abusers, he always spins himself as a victim and lawyers up. He is not under attack. America is and he is the fucking perpetrator.

She’s 21 in trailer park years.

The only difference between Sean and Kellyanne is that Spicer when stuck in a factually indefensible situation, is capable of looking demoralized.

Never trust babies

Who? Every person Trump hires is weird, creepy, a criminal, or says the stupidest thing ever.

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

To add insult to injury, the revised GOP health plan covers neither insult nor injury.

A&M President Michael Young was told by other universities about “lessons learned” in regards to allowing hate speech slinging idiots to appear on campus.

Eric and Don Jr. on the way to place their bid

I would like to offer that same amount for the pee tape.

Trump’s quoting Hannity, Napolitano...[sigh] ...how far are we from having this guy start quoting Cash Me Ousside girl?

Oh yeah? — If I’m so delusional, then how come that everyone loves me?

Kind of a guy who would fire you for donating him a kidney because it took you too long to recover and get back to work.

When I’m feeling down, I remind myself that Joe Biden’s middle name is “Robinette” and it’s all good.

“Gonzaga? Don’t like their chances either. In fact, the country of Gonzaga is next in line for the travel ban.”

It’s illegal to claim Putin as a dependent tho.

In other Nazi/Trumper/conspiracy lunatic news, this guy prepares to bare-knuckle fight Alec Baldwin.

New “castles” are popping up in the least expected places

At this point, he should tell his followers that he already built the wall. They would believe him and it would be a lot cheaper.

I wish we could fast forward this Trump documentary to like part 6 where he’s just stealing memorabilia in Vegas.