An orgasm always makes me sleepy.

You know what also works? Cleaning the house and putting the kids to bed. 65% of the time, it works every time.

I like the term ‘Crop Dusting’ - but I prefer “hit and run”

I only pour 1/3 of a bottle, so I’m good.

You had a chance to use a Uranus joke and missed. Tsk. tsk.

I don’t think I’ve seen a sadder looking Jesus as the tattooed one on Naked Cowboy’s shoulder.