"Because I can" is a perfectly good reason

Too many characters for a caption.

This was a cleverly written, clearly unbiased and well informed response.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Wait, what? He is one of the BEST celebrity car owners! You're drunk, go home.

Justin. Beiber.

LOL at the "Spoiler Alert!" in the middle of the article, but not in the headline. I don't watch this show so I don't care, but I bet some people are steamed.

Five-hundred twenty-five thousand six-hundred weiners! Five-hundred twenty-five thousand gallons of lube...

Assuming an average penis length of 5.5 inches (the first number I found (I'm not going to try that hard)) that is .87 miles of penis. She would need 1500 more men for a mile of dong.

I don't believe her.

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.

Yeah! And it needs a carburetor too!

So, because of an attempted assassination of a political figure in another country, it's okay for you to creep on a stranger? By that logic, I can run you over with a '76 Jeep Cherokee, because...drone strikes?

You can't tell me our love is wrong!

I wish I had a boyfriend and 19 cabbage patch dolls to hold in my arms as I kissed him.