This is the single greatest image on the Internet today, June 25 2015.

“Siri, find nearby burn clinics.”

It was just a typo. What he meant to write was, “I’m sorry I falsely accused you a being a shill. Now that I understand the reality of the situation I realize that I was being a jerk, and I really appreciate you taking the time to explain it to me despite the fact that I was being a jerk and that it was I, not you,…

Oh boy. Normally I don’t engage in this kind of thing, but what the hell, I’m feeling frisky.

“Osama bin Laden is dead, Alfa Romeo is alive, Half-Life 3 confirmed,” Vice President Joe Biden once said. I think. I’m too lazy to Google the actual quote.

Dude, it’s an Alfa, it’s not supposed to hold together.

I’m couldn’t hear the audio over the sound of his balls clanging together.

Now as a police officer (though in another country) I would like to add something:

This is typical of the South. Just mention the word "snow" and everything down here comes to a standstill. Let one snowflake fall from the sky, and suddenly it's a national emergency. Every gas station is swamped with long lines of cars, and every store shelf is depleted. And if you live in Central Alabama and…

These. They remind me so much of Thomas the tank engine from when I was a child.

...did you?

Easy sport, they even put a "best sound per dollar" disclaimer on it. And V8 Mustangs, Camaros, and Challengers don't really sound like anything, they are very quiet. The Abarth stands out. It's their list, they can take some liberties, and I'm glad it made the list over yet another exotic that could have been…