Counterpoint: Some people really need to try just participating. So many people these days actively want to be left out, and ever sequester themselves with less and less enjoyment and more and more grumpiness. “My things are the things I enjoy and I will never look for any other things and I will cling to them as they…

You could change poor to single in most of these examples and it's still true.

Hard to say - it was a Troicki situation...

They do in St. Louis

I also don’t shit on the floor of my living room, but that’s just me.

I‘ll have you know that Budweiser is collected from St.Louis’ finest urinals.

cue the “I like how this car looks but I’m unsure about FIAT reliability so I’m going to get the uglier Miata” idiots...

yes, every single one of you that falls under that demographic is an idiot.

Well I only have one kid and a wife. so I think I should be good

I have a 2013 Abarth. It is the worst/best car I have ever owned. On paper it is terrible. In practice it is the greatest fun you can have on a road at legal speeds. I have modified the suspension and motor extensively, but I have left the exhaust alone for....reasons.....

The 500 Abarth has a beautiful exhaust note. Whenever I hear one, I’m always checking for a Maserati or something...

Does a Fiat 500 Abarth count since it is Italian and kind sounds like an exotic? If it does then it gets my vote just for being realistically attainable.

the mustang is the florida of cars.

It was an IIHS Top Safety Pick when it came out in 2012. Same car in 2015. I can name about 6 people that have had MAJOR wrecks in their Fiat 500s and all replaced that car with a new one. They do remarkably well in real world crashes, it just hasn’t been redesigned for the front overlap test, which you literally have…

This is bad. I’ve already started photoshopping...

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

U describe this as a candy review but what it is is a bleak and terrifying account of man’s inhumanity to man

Hey Albert have you considered just being a whiny internet nerd instead of a (two-time certified) sex-haver? Because then this stuff wouldn’t bother you, apparently.

The punches that Williams threw were, coincidentally, the best throws anyone at Auburn had seen all year.