HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAAL

Hildy was a crazy bitch.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I think the Feds deserve some criticism but even at the time I thought the mayor and governor deserved more. They did what they could to make it tougher on everyone. No evacuations were ordered until too late. Nagin was holed up in a hotel. Even afterward when Louisiana got billions for recovery, most of the money sat…

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

The first story is one of the few BCO entries that has wrought real, cheek-reddining anger in me. The fucking marker thing!!! Do Sharpies even write on monogrammed thermoses?

I don’t know that I fundamentally agree with the premise here but I definitely tuned out from the Daily Show over the last few years and, to some extent, I think Stewart did too. There were really only so many times I could watch a clip of a Conservative politician or Fox News host say something stupid and have…

I used to be a manager of a bakery and got questions like this all the time. Oh, no, don't buy the birthday cake, it has mouse turds in it.

This is Pinkham’s law in reverse.

Is it wrong that I enjoy the comments section here just as much as I enjoy the articles?

I feel like this could be taken as shots fired in a glorious pizza chain war that could carry on for months, if not years. You deliver a pizza to our pizza joint, so we send our employees undercover to pose as asshole customers and make ridiculous demands. They spike our water supply, so we burn down their city hall.

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

To be fair, “vanilla cupcakes with vanilla frosting” is almost slang for the world’s most boring choice in any situation.

I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

The rose petal lady was checking out the server’s ass and probably pleasuring herself with her Tena pads. I’d put money on it.

I once shorted a man a nickel, you would’ve thought I just ran over his grandchildren with a car made out of Matlock episodes.

Yeah. when I say “I want shrimp cocktail” I am talking about eating shrimp till I am full. Preferably in my own home. Where no one can judge me. And I don’t care if the ocean calls and says they are running out of shrimp.

Anyone else think that he was going for the Londo Mobbari look?