I don’t know why the US Government, immediately following the end of the Civil War, didn’t outlaw all Confederate paraphernalia, since it was used in the act of rebelling against the rightful government.

At least I have chicken. — L. Jenkins

Again.

We had to stop using Charmin Ultra Soft because it does not break down very well in our sewer. We switched to Cottonelle.

We had to stop using Charmin Ultra Soft because it does not break down very well in our sewer. We switched to…

My wife refuses to eat anything off the bone. It that reminds her it was an animal while she’s eating it (other than BBQ ribs, because that flavor trumps her aversion).

Is that a roll warmer? I have fond memories of ours — whenever I saw it on the kitchen table, I knew we were having biscuits for breakfast!

That Shia LaBeouf GIF is from an SNL sketch.