Your comment got me wondering if my recollection of the end result was way off. It’s an easy back-of-the-envelope calculation to get a rough idea, so let’s do it again for funsies.

Shouldn’t there be a K in there somewhere? What is with this family leaving letters out of their names. Are they self-conscious about how long their last name is? Would they be dunking on him if he was Bil Simons?

He strikes me a really nice guy who has no clue what to do outside football. Not in an inept way, but he just doesn’t know what to do with himself without it which makes health choices hard because he is always “ready to get back to it!” not because he is extra-humanly tough, but because it is what he knows and lives.