I made one bracket and took them on a lark because some low seed has to beat a high one. I didn’t know anything about the Falwell nonsense, but they came through for me. As a UC grad I should have taken the anteaters, so I guess it’s a wash. While we’re at it let’s make sure BYU and Utah state never touch another…

Welcome to the world’s single worst straw man.  How dare you take a scenario conflating a person yelling at his students with one molesting them.  Well done, dipshit.

Wrong. Chick-o-stick. That’s the correct version of the the butterfinger. All finger, no chocolate.

Yea, agreed.  So my guess is his daughter is a terrorist, or maybe a couple of pets in a trench coat.  

She is still a creation.  

Yea, slander much? Jesus. Maybe Macy said “holy shit, Huffman why did you this. She can go to Santa Barbara.”

I get that part. I could have been more effusive regarding that, but was trying to explain something. Still the paper doesnt delve into the point of the Matrix, but I certainly could have said a little more regarding its pedigree.  And conversely they too could have done some more introspective stuff here.  But…

After looking into this girl just a little bit more; her everything is just too coordinated.

Yea that PR is a BIIIIIIIT to perfect. My favorite other than the “master of puppets” lyrics twist is how of course she was just “seen by a photographer, and voila! Modeling!” Every female model who has ever done PR in the history of an interview was always there supporting a friend, there to drive a friend, there…

So how did this all go down? Did the Jazz organization just scour a bunch of old home jazz clips from YouTube to see what kind of idiocy they “might” collect?  How did this particular guy get banned a year later?  I mean, A year is forever in social media stupidity.

Yup.  Truly beautiful.  And the girls for the most part are waaaay hotter than you’d expect.  The grandmothers all look like they came from a Duncan Hines 50’s ad.  And the streets are all wack with numbers in like every street name.  Still between that and Colorado those places are beautiful.

Dunno, did he go to grad school at Columbia? Did he leave UCSC? That’s all possible, considering I did (not the Columbia part, the transfer part). He was buddies with my freshman room mate which is how I know what I know since they went to the same boarding school.  Looks are super similar.  Tall dude.  

WORD. I went to UCSC and effectively there was a whole wing of boarding school kids who got in that way. Roger Corman’s son Brian was one of them, because apparantly he had shit grades even at a boarding school, which is saying something. At the time I don’t remember UCSC being THAT hard to get into, decent grades…

Yea, I don’t know this to be a complete fact, But I’m 90% certain that working for USC grants immdediate admission for your progeny? I have multiple friends that got in this way. Admittedly it was 20 years ago, but it did happen.

Ohhhhh god yes.  I assumed different.  If you squint you can see Osaka in the background in that photo.

Yea, I know, laugh it up.  If you saw later down, there’s a kid who has writing like he’s a fucking 8 year old.  God help him, he better be.  Or he’s just fucking dumb, and no amount of Georgetown will change that.  Somewhere, his grade school and high school failed this kid good.  I’m looking at you, Crossroads,…

Bet you’re glad you got chinagirl outta the grays now, eh? :)

And basketball players are fucking huge, work out everyday and have 4% body fat.  Oh, they also jump 7 feet in the air routinely.  

You know that’s a good point.  Except there are “exceptional” schools like Crossroads in Santa Monica where I know parents can alter the grades of their dullards.  So my guess is these children already have acceptable grades.

That handwriting is a true specimen. I openly laughed at that little example. Somewhere in the USC archives are blue books that simply have huge stamped “F”s.