No but ratcheting myself all the way up to $9.00 an hour from the fucking NFL would be.

In all honesty, my assumption is that this has to be after legal fees? Otherwise this is such a paper tiger victory.

Ahhh I do remember that. Did not make a single brain reference to Adam warlock when I saw that.

Do you remember seeing things turn to dust..? I honestly don’t. I remember a montage of planets getting thrashed, and I remember even thinking man, how big is this thing cuz they’re gonna have to some avengers/iron man 3 discussion about it. Not remembering any closure on that huge black asphalt sitting in the…

Honestly, I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in a film than those intentional looney tunes rocket faces. I thought that was the most meta thing I ever saw. I swear I laughed for a minute. Thank god there were like 6 people in the matinee.

I don’t think the blob collapsed. I think it just shut off. So there are mammoth blobs everywhere I believe.

Yea. If you’ve ever had anything happen to a parent in your life, this movie has you covered in the cry department.

Yo can you elaborate on that Adam warlock reference Easter egg!? I missed it.

Yea so is this guy just completely amazing or only awesomely amazingly radical?

The part of this story that sucks the most is that somewhere there is already a tweeked out paranoid meth head that KNOWS they had another bag of meth somewhere and they juuust can’t remember where they put it. There is a house that is being torn to shreds right now.

I had a whopper for the first time in my life last week. An employee actually bought two combos because the price difference between one combo or two was like 2 bucks. So she shared which was very nice. she got me a mellow yellow soda. Who the shit knew that Burger King sold mellow yellow instead of Mountain Dew…

I know. Lucky pup, right?

Hahahaha. God damn that man is a menace.

God damn. I watched this for 4 days. He got 40 stars in 30 minutes. Honestly, good for him. Intense.

Well I’ll tell you this; that may be a $900 statue, but those boobs are going for about $5 g’s.

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That’s palmer lucky.

Honestly the pacers cavs games were for the most part, REALLY, really close.

WHat kind of USB dongle did you use on your Wii U?

Ha! You think he honestly might have MAD residual effects like in his brain proteins or his synapses?