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We called it polenta and it was poor people food for us too. We were poor though so we ate it.

You live in a democracy. You know how to fix government in a democracy, right?

I assumed the rape allegation in the title was about Dion. He groomed a 12 yr old, for crying out loud. Who is surprised?!

Apparently. It definitely has something to do with penises or testicles. Or both.

The difference is Adam Sandler movies are always shit. Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy make good films. So... You're comparator is flawed.

Bill Murray’s character is a bunch of one-liners strung together with spit. The funny thing about comments is it's like they don't realize we've all seen the movie too.

I think funniness just flows off their penises or testicles or something.

I am completely with you on this. I've loved the idea of this movie since it was announced. I love the cast. I love the addition of Hemsworth. I'm going to be there opening weekend, with a bucket of popcorn, some licorice nibs, and a soda.

So you’re saying that it’s the legit concerns that are fueling the lowest rated video on Youtube? Yeah. I guess it’s about ethics in movie-making, right?

I have a 12 inch Han Solo (that sounds dirty) but in his original costume. It’s a real looking as the stormtrooper version but complete with the low-hanging blaster (that also sounds dirty).

Your paragraph made sense although the special chocolate might explain the use of “hanky-panky” in a sentence.

I’ma let you finish but Jack Whitehall’s story about shitting is Spain was the highlight of the night.

He’s right. The internet is a cesspool.

This is crazy, isn’t it? It’s almost like people are intentionally trying to misunderstand him.

I worked at a record store but it was a national chain. Also, it was in Canada. I didn’t have this experience*, but I was a condescending asshole to the customers because, let’s face it, that was the best part of the job. (“Do we sell ‘rock’ music? No, that’s a pretty niche market.” “What do teenage boys like? Most of

I don’t know. We Canadians are pretty fucking shifty...

Or, as Mr. Barge and I call it, “you’re stealing my air!”

I was wondering if that was her in the picture. I mean, I assumed it was her because it was a woman with blonde hair but she looks so different from the last time I saw her (which was, admittedly, in the Avengers, so a while ago) that I couldn’t be sure.

I spent a little bit of time staring at the picture trying to figure out if it was her tongue or thumb. I kept going back and forth until I decided that I'd spent way too much time thinking about it.