Couldn’t his wife come up with a more gendered insult than “hysterical”? Really?

Don't forget the possible resulting skin cancer and all the pain of that treatment.

I get the impression that, for light reading, he favours that book of witty, Christian sayings for your church announcement board. You know, like “God answers knee-mail” and shit like that.

Graham Norton does the best interviews. His sofa is always the best and he gets the best reactions out of his guests. I hope he never goes to the States and does a shitty version of his show there.

I caught a re-run a few years ago and found myself laughing out loud at some moments that were supposed to be dramatic. Never good.

There's this funny thing that reporters used to do where they would get details before they ran a story. Huh. Funny, isn't it?

I told my nephew that he was too emotional and irrational on the subject of assessing the hazards posed by guns to have a discussion about it.

Not if everyone refused to watch.

I would probably end up gushing about this chandelier he made once out of metal maple leaves and bent iron rods. It was beautiful and he made it for about $20 in supplies.

Hay? I remember moss being glued to a wall but not hay. I remember thinking I’d only do that show if they guaranteed me Vern Yip as the designer of my room.

Right? I mean, obviously she's suing to get the insurance to pay her medical bills. Good clickbait headlines are hard to come by though.

We do disagree. I’m an atheist. God isn’t there, regardless of what you do to help yourself.

If you let your child die rather than get life-saving treatment for them, then you deserve to go to prison. End of story.

Actually, putting God before your child(ren) is exactly how to do the Abrahamic faiths - so named because Abraham was prepared to sacrifice his son (the only sort of child that matters) Isaac on God's command.

You mean he answers your prayers when they aren’t necessary because people are actually working on saving your child’s life?

You could read Shannon Moroney’s “Through the Glass.” Moroney was married to a serial rapist (who used their home for his crimes when she was away at work conferences). Moroney works with the families of perpetrators and she’s got a lot of interesting insights.

Anchorman is the classic Ferrell hoax. That movie is continuously pushed as the greatest comedy ever and it’s a piece of shit. Seriously. Shit.

Next summer (or now, if it’s hot where you are) try freezing cranberry juice or slices of fruit or berries and dropping those in your red wine. A lot nicer than ice cubes as they improve the flavour as they melt.

Try making ice cubes from pure cranberry juice and/or freezing fruit and putting that in your red wine. Great on hot days and when the frozen stuff melts it adds a lot of flavour to the wine. It’s like sangria only better.

It’s amazing when you can really feel like someone is out there advocating for your needs.