Man, I forgot about this story. Crazy that she still hasn’t been to trial.

I’m a mother with a nanny and this story haunts me

I'm a nanny and this story haunts me.

No no! I’m here. Just the end of Shade Court.

RIP Shade Court

Many thanks to Judge Brown for her strong sense of justice and a firm grasp of the laws of Shade.

NO NO NO

Oh no! Are you leaving Jezebel entirely, or just handing over the Shade reins to someone else? Don’t leave us!

Thank you - like you, I’m non-white, and somewhat oily. I’ll be giving this a shot.

HUGE fan of foundation like this. I like my skin to look like skin, not like a matte plastic doll or a greasy piece of glitter paper. Marc Jacobs is also pretty clutch, but the shade selection could be better.

Ooh - I have been wanting to try this, but where I live there are no Armani counters for a gajillion miles. How’s the wear? Does it last you a full day? And what skin type do you have?

I didn’t discover until I got home from a long run in the rain that I had a HUGE angry chafe on the underside of ... ONE boob. Soooo, Body Glide is now my friend.

One dude would start breathing extra hard and I was like I’m not a balloon!

I didn’t experience bad kissers until later when I switched from girls to guys. One dude would start breathing extra hard and I was like I’m not a balloon!

Totally. Have you ever had a moment when you’re mid kiss and you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?? It happens to me too often. Humans are fucking weird.

This is true. I also honestly have not encountered a truly “bad” kisser since I was a teenager. Just people who had a kissing style I was not feeling. (ie. too much tongue/too little tongue/SUPER wet)

also I don’t understand why people who are sexing each other up on the regular are super disgusted at even the thought of using the other person’s toothbrush. it’s like - you literally stuck your tongue in their mouth and wiggled it around. you probably also had your mouth on their genitalia. Using that toothbrush…

I feel like I’m super unforgiving about this. Maybe I should work on “taking the kissing lead”.

Fair enough.

It’s not the job of this feature to educate readers about lupus—especially when Ms. Gomez doesn’t speak about it at length in what Billboard has released of the interview. She moves from lupus to her new album, so I moved from lupus to Bow Wow.

Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs.