samantics
samantics
samantics

WHERE IS ADULTASAUR?!?!?!

No snark, I'm actually kind of impressed.

Chicken salad made with oil...

People who don't think there's a time and a place for mayo are just objectively wrong. I wasn't even raised on it (I didn't have it until I was 20) and even I know that.

I don't trust people who say that they don't like mayonnaise. It's like saying, "I don't like weekends" or "I don't like fun."

I never thought I would say this, but WTF, Dr. Ruth?

no you didnt

To be fair, I would love to season my food with French-Canadian rage-tears.

Did she do any of her old stuff... Like Where Are You Christmas?

Real talk: I've heard from multiple sources that she is great live and incredibly talented. Oui ou Non?

Thats fucking right PEI knows what it did! And so do the rest of us! (Looking at you Charlottetown!)

I'm still mad at you for last year.

But those dobies! Why are we not talking about those? They are so frigging precious!

everyone has to like her

Is now the time when we can stop with the TayHate, and just admit that girl seems like a helluva good time? I absolutely have her high on my Fantasy League: Best Friends Bracket.

All about that Bass.... No Tribble?