See, at Jets games, a beer soaked baby is an unfortunate accident. At Raiders games, it's a menu item.

No no, in fairness to her the baby carrier was on a chair, the diaper bag was on the floor and that's what I tripped on.

And I can't believe she had her baby sitting on the floor like a dropped coat!

In the Fall of 2008 I went to an early afternoon Jets game. We arrived at the stadium to tailgate at 9:30am, and by 10am were playing flip cup. Needless to say it got dicey after that. Fast forward about 12 hours, and I'm at a bar (not a restaurant - a bar) in the East Village with my friends and we are all pretty…

This would all be fine except I've been at dive bars that for some reason have a brunch like special and heard parents angrily tell people to quit cursing in a "think of the children" way. If you bring your kid to a bar, expect bar behavior.

Aw, but she is 28. Not really a crazy age range. Us petite and round-faced gals can't help that we look young — and I'm shorter than some 10 year olds, embarrassingly enough. I would still hope people don't associate me with being a child.

That perfume is so good I just made an actual, real-life groan on this side of the computer thinking about it. I wish it weren't so dang expensive. Also, I have a soft spot for MK+A too. I enjoy their successes in the fashion world, and their penchant for caftans.

I love them too. I even own their coffee table book, which I have may have cut several pages out of and framed. I grew up with Full House, and I think seeing them being super successful and not go the Lohan way makes me love them even more. And thanks for reminding me, I bought that perfume when it first came out and…

Why do I love the Olsens so much? Is it a Full House thing - the delights of the "Beloved twin child stars — who we thought were destined for Lohan-worthy cringy-ness — make good in fashion" angle?

I hate the way the media has criticized this couple. You would think she was 17 rather than a grown woman the way people flip out over this couple.

Have I told you lately how much I love you?

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"

I was walking on a city campus a couple weeks ago (I walk about 3 miles each afternoon, so I hear it all the time) and some guy turned around to see me walking quickly up behind him. "Oh are we getting our fitness on? I need to, too. Let's do this!" And then grabbed my wrist hard enough that I couldn't pull away and…

AND TOUCHING YOU. NO. Unless the next sentence is "You forgot your baby" or "You are on fire" NO.

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

Here's the thing. In my experience, I NEVER, literally NEVER see men casually greet each other on the street unless they know each other. These men are throwing out seemingly harmless greetings in hopes you will turn and want to talk. Or they may just want a smile. Sorr,y but I only smile when I feel smiley, not…

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I can claim no understanding of how my gender thinks this to be appropriate.

I've said it once. And I will say it again. When combining food, Slutty Brownies, and Dirt Pie is the way to go.