I hear you. I'm in the same boat, anything from an A to a C. The only bras that somewhat consistently fit me nicely are Calvin Klein. Whenever I'm measured they tell me my band size is 34, but every bra I've ever had in that size pushes my boobs so close together on my chest and it looks & feels terrible. I mostly…

My favorite "School of Rock" gif, you win today.

"I'm not going to gamble on the unknown contents of a bulky sweater."

1) You are wrong, you just won't admit it.

Whatever.

I bet I can find some of that.

Speaking of nostalgia, anyone remember this????

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I think they can do WAAAYYY better than this for True Detective Season 2.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

- My co-worker who spelled tossed (as in tossed salad) "tost" and also spelled cucumber "Qcumber" in total seriousness.

On the wine:

"You have red wines and white wines, right? Then just take some red and white wine and mix them together!"

"Anything crunchy I am allergic to."

i try and be sweet and nice......BUT BITCHY-ASS CUSTOMERS ARE

"You have red wines and white wines, right? Then just take some red and white wine and mix them together!"

We're just not going to talk about the turtle? Not at all? Ok, paint colors and fish it is.