Well, I'm a fat woman of a certain age (never had kids), but I have been known late at night at the grocery store> <after midnight at a 24 hr store>, to park in the stork parking places and do the pregnancy waddle into the grocery store.

I feel like you can't really wear more than one Gap item at a time without looking like a Sunday school teacher.

OMG... I think I know who you are, where you work, and who you're talking about from you're very vague post because I believe I read your story!!!! Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. ;)

Prince will live forever. :)

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

I just realized that Mara Wilson has lost two of her best known costars in a month :(

Fair's fair: my freshman year of college, I decided to save money by trying to eat nothing but Top Ramen for a week straight. I made it to day three and was practically weeping tears of blood by the time I ate actual food.

It's definitely Chicago Diner. I live in that neighborhood. Still haven't been, but I hear great things. And I'm a meat eater!

He wrote like 30 reviews in like 10 days. The guy's trolling.

Fuck you Kia. I did not need another weird fetish to sap away my time. I have enough already.

Whoosh.

You are so right, why not drink your beer at Revolution Brewery? In the play in my head Abe R.'s friends worry about how much he drinks, so he drinks before he meets them to lay down a base, thinking that way he won't shock them by outdrinking them. He outdrinks them two to one anyway. And they worry. Or Abe R's…

The best Yelp reviews come from this dude, writing as Cormac McCarthy.

Abe R. probably then went to Revolution and asked if they "have anything like Grolsch" or "what beer is the most popular"? Or maybe tried to order a Honkers.

He forgot the #1 rule of Nightvale. If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

Her mom was a failed human Malibu Stacy. It's learned behavior.

You're welcome: http://www.teenvogue.com/celebrity-styl…

I read "paps" and I think pap smears.

Yes, and it is really slow. Like, really slow. When I was in college, I couldn't break 5.0, and at the Super Bowl fan fest a couple years ago, I ran like a 6.1 on unmowed grass.

I'd say about 80% of my running mileage is done at an easy pace, putting almost no stress on me, yet it is a huge component of my incredible fitness level. But then again, I can't do a pull-up, so maybe you're on to something here.