Oh but there is, right around the time when she asks if you have a condom. Not during hello.

hahaha perhaps.

No. If the most gorgeous hunk in the world approached me and if within his first 3 sentences to me said "would you sit on my face?" I would laugh, and say no.

I deleted my OKCupid yesterday after one too many introductory messages that ended with "would you sit on my face."

I clicked on this article, highly concerned, because my iphone spends every night under my pillow.

wait...was i there? Or is this just a thing that happens?

I loved that show.

"Jack Antonoff, a Civil War reenactor who has been trapped on the L train for several years now"

The doritos locos taco excerpt should also have a link to this.

George's cheeks are a treasure.

Thank you for this.

That part of that episode where they talk about the WWII dogs really gets me.

White Version, still available

I need the white cutout top.

Wait, I need someone to tell me where I can get T. Swift's white backless top.

yeah me too

While I understand where you're coming from, people find other people to live with off of Craigslist a lot in NYC.

He was subletting to me(his previous roommate had abruptly left).

I live in NYC.

I would make great afternoon television.