Samantha J. Kitty

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1/9/15

Holy shit I'm tired. Read more

1/9/15

I'm thrilled to announce that I'm leaving Vox and joining Gawker Media's Politburo as House Kitty! Read more

1/9/15

[Eight months pass.] Read more

1/9/15

And so I'm thrilled to announce that starting Monday I'll be joining Vox as their in-house Cat Explainer. Read more

1/9/15

Generally, when a Gawker Media luminary runs out of gas, he or she is either hired by a desperate competitor or promoted. Read more

1/9/15

There are way more of these posts than I'd expected. Read more

1/9/15

(Whichever scene from Event Horizon you're thinking of—it's that scene.) Read more

1/9/15

Being stuck in a bathroom with Tommy Craggs is like that scene in Event Horizon. Read more

1/9/15

OK, this is just confusing. Read more

1/9/15

What you want to avoid at all costs is the thing where you're in the bathroom and he goes in the bathroom and you don't get out in time. Read more

1/9/15

(Of course, the view from the ceiling was often substantially worse.) Read more

1/9/15

At those moments, I can, like all cats, disassociate from my own body and float up to the ceiling, where nothing and no one can harm me. Read more

1/9/15

When he comes home and puts on John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman—those nights are the worst. Read more

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