I love your headline.

I know you’re not equating those three people and I understand your argument. I still want to say that I think James Brown’s problem was that the drugs he was addicted to would make anyone a monster. Cocaine is bad enough but he was also using PCP. Nothing excuses rape, and I’m not trying to excuse domestic violence…

YES! Spumoni. Thank you. Sorry for shouting. It was popular with the people that came in for spaghetti. Nothing wrong with the spaghetti, but just not that imaginative. We had a pretty good chef and won award “Best New Restaurant’ in Phoenix, AZ when I was there. I had been a dinner cook for two years in Sedona, but I…

I will banned you!!!!

Does he have a wide neck or a small head?

They probably wanted to know why he supported that dude from Duck Dynasty that made the weird comments about gay people.

Guaranteed this must be some kind of mistake

Sideshow Bob

The merchandise already exists. Look for the Lego Pez game coming soon.

I worked at K-Mart for two months. We had these crappy Dick Clark cell phones with prepaid cards. More than half of them were returned. It was very difficult to get the phone activated for whatever reason.

I have done this and usually “I haven’t tried it” means “you shouldn’t try it.” Works better at places where you are a regular though. I don’t think I’ve ever been told something was not good but they have ways to let you know. When I was a waiter I’d say “The one I really like is ____” whichever one I like that most…

The stadium needs to get more condiment cups. Sorry.

Stories like Janelle’s are the reason that I wholeheartedly support the crazy diner lady who yelled at the people with the baby. It is sad that people can potentially lose their job for refusing to put up with humiliation and abuse. The woman spooning her cappucino into the plate should have been handed a form to mail…

Being a musician at that time, he plugged in guitars are recorded.

I was going to say this but in a dismissive and derogatory way.

Have it stanced.

But on cars like this one of the biggest reasons for depreciation is because someone that can afford a brand new one wants a brand new one. Their friends know the difference between a 2014 model and a 2015 model, and this is eleven years old. People that buy a new one are investing in status partly to maintain an…

You need to change your medication.

I feel like lasting two weeks was pretty amazing. If I put that out in front of my house I don’t think it would be heard from again. You can’t just put something out on the street and expect people to cooperate.

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