Jezebel, as much as I’d call this one of my main haunts, is horrible when it comes to female celebrities/women of note. Which it, of course, shouldn’t be.

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

The best wedding gift:

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

I’ll support your nerf bat legislation if you support my policy that if someone stands on the walking side of the escalator you’re allowed to push them over the side.

How significant is quitting when you’re about to be, shall we say, unavailable?

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

I heard about the jade vajajay eggs but I’m on a budget, so I bought the Bakelite version.

Ice Bear agrees with you.

Sorry to drop my own tweet but I still stand by it.

I think I would love to have a career as not a professional fixer to famous people, but as a professional apology-maker. Here is what she could’ve done:

There’s a host of amazingly talented non-white women out there who can be leads in anything. Stop making white women the default. It’s old and pathetic.

What the fuck is going on in one’s life when one (who btw is a grown-ass adult) feels the need to write a scathing post over doll panties?

Dorit and PK are just absolutely fucking obnoxious. Even LVP, who I think is extremeley manipulative, told Dorit she knew *just* what she was implying when she said Rinna carries a bag of pills with her and then sort of let the truth come out that 90% of them are vitamins. If Rinna had a problem with meds, she’d…

I have a fascinating idea for a series called “Public Library”. Episode 1: a librarian with two advanced degrees is required to clean shit off the reading room chairs after management outsources the cleaning staff. Episode two: A staff member spend six months getting HIV tests after she breaks up two homeless men…

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

I’d rather have a wedding #hashbrown.

It’s great that you have Doctor Who up there because that’s the geeky obessesion I share. A couple years ago I ended up finally watching it after wanting to due to having so many friends that were fans. It was after reading a review of “Listen” actually (funny thing is I didn’t like the episode). I watched all 8…

If she plays it like she did the vampire in Blade Trinity (where she and Ryan Reynolds were clearly in a different movie than everyone else), then this will be nothing but fun.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…