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Not a woman but let’s celebrate the ouster of Sheriff Joe fucking Arpaio. FINALLY.

My 49 year old white husband happily voted for Hillary today. I didn’t even have to look over his shoulder. ( ok he does ALWAYS whisper ‘come here often?’ when he steps into the polling booth next to me but no one is perfect and I still giggle about it answering ‘every year!’)

I think all the shit he pulled with veterans and these shady ass “charities” that he pimped when he decided not to participate in the debates could be the most appalling thing on this fucking list of terribles.

I live in Seattle, so a few days ago I sat down on the floor with my 4 month old and we talked about the pros and cons of each candidate and initiative, then filled out my ballot and mailed it in.

I was eating a bunch of leftover Halloween candy while ready this. ^__^

FYI all these clowns harping on me about liking Domino’s are distracting me from finishing Shade Court so maybe just consider who the REAL enemy is here.

objectively, this movie looks horrible, but anything that gives Ron Funches a steady paycheck is probably a net good for society

Wow, tearing up at my desk—that is horrible. Poor child.

I’ve never found Jake Gyllenhaal the least bit sexy. Wish Hollywood would stop trying to make Jake Gyllenhaal happen.

Man, I am old af.

I don’t like “Perfect Illusion” but I’d walk down the aisle to it at my wedding if it meant I’d never have to hear “Closer” again. Everyone involved with the making of that song should be killed.

I did this at a family event, when a relative’s husband I barely knew put a hand on my thigh while I sat beside him on a couch in a crowded Christmas party (I was a teen, he was 30s).

I don’t flip out when touched without consent. But I do always “touch” back. I have had to say this to men when it’s clear they plan to “accidentally” bump into me.

I really wish we all just started collectively flipping the fuck out when a man did something like this instead of feeling pressured to “remain calm.” I hate that so many cultures have brainwashed women to not make “big deals” out of shit like this.

For the love of all that is holy, I need John Cho and John Boyega to become The Johns in the same way that we have The Chrises. LET THE JOHNS HAVE THEIR OWN HOLLYWOOD NICHE.

Elizabeth Kostova is all the entries.

I hate Bob Dylan. I can’t stand his voice, I especially can’t stand his lyrics, which always creep me out re: women. I get that his music reached a lot of people but I don’t think it necessarily did so in a wholly constructive way. Not many of his songs are actually about peace.

So, in other words, this guy wants to put his semen over black women. So, he has to represent his fetish in his “art”. Yeah. We pretty much see past you dude. Thanks for your contribution to the art community. We are all terribly fucking impressed. Golf clap. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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Might not be on topic, but In Excelsis Deo, West Wing Season 1.