I hate sororities and I hate this sort of thing and I hate myself for saying this but god DAMN if this shit isn’t impressive

it’s like a really horrible version of Russian Roulette.

“Dressed up”? “Wearing”? This looks like a Photoshop job. I don’t think she did shit besides pose for the original photo. The 2 is generous to the extreme.

Good lord this is headache-inducing. The original portraits are so gorgeous too...

I think he is using “average everyday sense [of consent]” to mean “said yes”. And people wonder why we need explicit discussion of what consent is and what it isn’t.

You should do foster care! My parents did it and I think it made life great in a lot of way even though sometimes it was hard.

NOBODY LIKED YOUR PREQUELS, GEORGE. Has nobody told him this? Nobody? Is he in complete denial?

And each episode should have the Brienne literally wandering in the background and never bumping into any of them.

Whatever happens, I just hope we get lots more of Daenerys wandering from town to town, and John wandering around the North, and Arya wandering all over Westeros and Bran wandering wherever the fuck he’s been wandering.

Cory died of an OD. Lea Michele dated an escort and played Hester, but didn’t get a role on AHS like everyone thought. Naya Rivera went crazy and became a Kardashian. Now, Mark has been arrested for child porn. So yeah, there’s a glee curse right? If you got more screen time than Amber Riley or Jenna, you’re doomed.…

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

He was probably using that newfangled social media ap: Splatchat.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

I’m the liar.

My mom convinced me that people could change their race.

When I was really young, like eight maybe, my family was friends with some neighbors. They were all white except for the oldest son. I was a kid in a super white town, so confused kid me asked my mom how white people could have a black child. My mother, rather…

I had one of these bad boys;

I realized just how brainwashed I had become when my 8 year old ( whose hair I would hot press into unnatural curls every Sunday night) said to me one day, “Mommy, is there something wrong with the way my hair grows out of my head? Is that why we have to change it?”

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...

I think it’s normal to laugh maniacally after sex, but only if you win.