Abrams does the same shit as Nolan. Really cool while you are watching it and in the afterglow of the movie. 6 months later, you hate it

It just sucks that if you’re rich, you get stuff for free, but those same people will argue against giving help to those who need it because they might “become entitled.” WTF.

Have black people, you know, tried not to be black when approached by police?

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

I THINK YOU MEAN ARTISANAL!

How to start your day like Mocena:

Use my phone as an alarm clock? Fehh. I would never. I use my IPad as an alarm clock because HOW AM I GONNA SEE ALL THE DISCOURAGEMENT ON THE INTERNET WITH BLEARY MORNING EYES on a tiny little phone screen?

Oh hooray. The first Stonewall movie is about a fictional white gay male. This erases the BLACK trans woman who actually was the first to throw something (Marsha P. Johnson, if you’re wondering). It erases all the dykes who were being raped and arrested and who fought on the front lines of basically every important…

An issue with art that revolves around progressive narratives is that it is nearly impossible to separate the quality of the art from the kneejerk sentimentalism that is automatically triggered by whatever it invokes. It doesn’t matter if this movie is great or a piece of shit, it (or even the trailer!) will leave you…

The fact that this movie has not a single black or latino lead is a sick joke, basically.

I had honey lavender ice cream yesterday. It was everything I needed my ice cream to be.

Actually, not necessarily true. I have many times warned customers away from a particular product. Usually it was actually because the product was bad.

It continues to amaze me that some customers think that people who professionally make coffee drinks don’t know how to make coffee drinks. Like a barista doesn’t know how to make a cappuccino?

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

I always find it weird when people ask questions like “Are the cookies good?"(Subway story)

Those spots are dermatosis papulosa nigra. They’re a common benign skin condition in older black men. Morgan Freeman has them. Danny Glover has them. Nelson Mandela had them. They are not something that anyone needs to be ashamed of. Bill Cosby is a despicable piece of shit, but his skin is fine. His behaviour is not.…

Does “be cool” involve recreating the Spanish Inquisition sketch? Because this should happen.

I’m just a wee bit over prophecy-as-plot-device.

Otherwise, this looks lovely.