Kiss my face, face factor

Kiss my face, face factor

I found myself surprised that I was upset that during the rape they showed only Theon’s face. The only thought I had was “way to make a woman getting raped all about how a man feels.”

I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc.

This is so beautiful my heart hurts

It is absolutely incredible what a powerful motivator those off-handed compliments can be. It feels exhilarating and energizing and when I hear that phrase “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” I suspect that this is what it really means — nothing is so powerful as seeing people’s eyes light up when they see you.…

I think it’s mostly men that are tired of disappointing only one woman.

“The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really unhappy, but outside, people were like, ‘Wow, you look great.’”

What is it about weddings that makes common sense fly out the window?

“So: what totally frivolous item would you buy if you suddenly became filthy rich? “

So my parents bought their retirement home from a wealthy, childless gay couple. Y’all, this spot is wall-to-wall party showers. We’re talking minimum 25 square feet in the smallest one with 3 shower heads, and the master bedroom with, no fucking shit, 12 heads total and enough room to comfortably fit at least 10-15…

The only appropriate GIF. I cannot even.

As Ms. Davies pointing out, this comment is pretty funny considering that Bad Blood is about the feud between Katy Perry and Swift, but in general Taylor has really, especially the last few years, held up the importance of friendship which I don’t remember Brit or Xtina ever doing so I will agree with you.

also cate call me

I did the same thing at my wedding! Pets! They’re just like us!

That first gif is so bad ass. Jenny is such a BAMF. #bossbitch

The virgin Mary was the immaculate conception in that she was born without original sin, the phrase doesn't mean being knocked up by God. Thus ends my pedantry for the day.

Seriously though. The most affectionate thing I've expressed toward my brother in recent memory was to tell him to cut his fucking hair and that his beard looks like a merkin. How do people develop crushed on their siblings? WTF?

Oh my God your life was Cruel Intentions for a minute.

My boyfriend in high school who I thought was the love of my life banged his sister. And she got pregnant.