What I can't wrap my head around is the: my husband can't have sex because of his medical condition- except for kink that I won't do, but I totally want to have sex with my husband.

Who would have guessed that ridiculous exaggeration is sexually transmittable?

Unless I have somewhere that I need to be, I will sit for hours in just a towel after I've gotten out of the shower. I find it so freeing.

"I am writing this while drinking rum and eating Cadbury mini eggs in bed."

*Whenever* I'm alone and going down the stairs, I hold my boobs.

LOVE one and three. Nature brooks not your infantile and feeble shenanigans.

am I the only one impressed by the lack of major spillage? Like this guy had his displacement volume figured out!

Archimedes' Principle would suggest that they either keep that tank like only 80% full all the time, or that they took out a LOT of water before he got in.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but I think it's rude to have sex in the back of a cab. The driver is just trying to do his job, and you have no idea if your activities are making him uncomfortable. It's pretty dehumanizing to say "the space of the cab" enabled your threesome and go at it like the driver isn't even there.…

Right? She had soup. For one meal. While filming. Not understanding what the big deal is.

The Cersei Lannister diet?

Me too. In fact I'll be doing just that very thing this weekend. Cheers.

Seems about right. At the renaissance faire, I pretty much just drink wine all day and don't eat anything.

This trailer enrages me every time I see it. That is an awful impression to give young girls in regards to health and beauty. And every times five year-old nephew sees it he says he wants to go see it so he can see her boobies. FIVE YEARS OLD and that is what he is thinking already!😬🙀😱

I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

We're all full of fire retardant and pesticides anyway, so who gives a shit?

Coffee and a scone INDEED!

I would love to casually shake out a giant extension at a party or something, just to freak people out.