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The worst poop of my life occurred while I was on active duty, training at Camp Geiger, NC. We had been eating nothing but MREs for 2 weeks, which are notorious bowel blockers. At the time this poop happened, I hadn't released a kraken for a few days and was starting to get concerned.

We were doing some physical

The acting was Bad SNL Skit bad. I kept waiting for the punchline.

So, the movie itself seems interesting in concept, but wow. . . was that a poorly put together trailer. The pacing was off, the music was all wrong. If that's any indication of what the full movie is going to be like, I'll pass.

KING IN THE NORTH!

The allergy lady has the mentality of my five year old. My five year old can eat pizza, but is "allergic" to the crust. She is also "allergic" to any yogurt covered raisins or pretzels - but can eat yogurt, pretzels, raisins, and powdered sugar separately.

God, I cannot get over how cute North is.

It does strike one as a bit queer-baity

This guy is a jackass. Now that being said I'll probably get called a homophobe for this but I was not a fan of the Dumbeldore is gay announcement. Not because I have an issue with the character being gay, but because there was no evidence in the book that this was the case and it felt like a bit of click bait and an

Just like the media to anglo up a Jew's name once he gets into show business.

Cool floor turtle asshole. Must be in Brolivia.

I guess Diana had to give it to someone? I mean, she probably didn't want it sold to Ripley's or whatever. They should have a bonfire with it, though, that thing was ghastly.

Don't. S&M fetishes DO NOT mean you wanted your abuse or consented to it or "secretly enjoyed it" or whatever. It is entirely possible to consensually enjoy the type of sex you like and dislike rape.

Women wearing birkenstocks. College was a VERY frustrating time for me.

It's proper etiquette to extend ones pinky when delivering a well-deserved crotch kick.

"New York's Brightest Support New York's Finest"

  • Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all! Second-to-last Lindy West Dirt Bag ever! IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE. :((((((

Whoa whoa whoa - talking about burying the lede.

"Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all"