Someone should splice this song together with Nicki Minaj's Anaconda and just get it over with.

InsertWittyScreenNameHere, stuffing her face with pasta, sees Taylor Swift's picture on Jezebel's front page.

That is some righteous kindness on Taylor's part. Goddamn. Serving up love like it's cherry pie and making sure everybody gets a big ol' slice. Fuck me if that isn't lovely.

not bad. I'd have to think about it. I loathe Cat, and I don't find her especially interesting. And, FRANKLY... Arya is so stereotypical of fantasy heroines that I find her really boring. Sansa is the most interesting to me. Jon is most interesting when he's up against the ropes.

But Theon is SO wonderfully interesting as a character!

Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.

AND Zahara was wearing Ethiopian traditional dress AHOOO!

and some wear color-coded badges — available to anyone who wants one — that alert others to the wearer's social comfort level. A green badge indicates that you're happy to socialize with strangers, yellow means you only want to talk with people you already know and red tells everyone that you'd rather be left…

This was a totally fascinating read. There was pathos and self-reflection and emotional ups and downs. I'd watch this post in movie form.

There is a real problem with attitudes to teenage and almost teenage girls, when they are obviously a child abuse is considered a terrible crime but get past a certain height or cup size and people assume that she's old beyond her years and any sexual activity is consensual and weren't women married at that age in the…

Outlander's version of Deadwood's Dan Dority is my favorite.

Remember the good ol' days, when beauty queens were naive and acquiescent?

You don't live in Texas. We have a serious wild boar problem. They are damned hard to kill.

It's now legal to hunt wild boar from a helicopter. Many people have said that's an unfair fight. Truth is that, even with helicopters, the odds are ever in the boar's favor.

I was wondering what the point was of having Claire's two bodyguards draw straws for the girl, only for the girl to later be seen canoodling with the loser, not the winner. And then I remembered: this is a show that actually believes in female agency! The soup lady actually gets to decide who she wants to snog,…

Not going to lie, I skipped down to the end figuring this was the plot of some horror movie you were recounting for a joke and it was going to end by being chased around the farmhouse by a serial killer. Seriously. Your story had all the classic elements except the serial killer. I'm almost more creeped out that this…

I come from a tiny town. A village, really, in the mountains. I mean, there were 500 people in my town. So, college was eye-opening enough; but after college I decided to open my mind even more and backpack around Europe with a friend for a couple of months. No agendas. Just a free, untethered, mountain goat.

This is the spooky story of when my friend and I got stranded on a road trip in a snow storm. We had been in traveling for spring break, and we were trying to make it back to our home city in time for classes to start in two days. The forecast showed snow, but we decided to strike out anyway because we're both from…

When I was a junior in college, I studied abroad in China. I had taken Mandarin for two years before arriving, but had never used it outside of a classroom setting, so when I first arrived I felt very self-conscious about speaking to Chinese people.

Ok, so I went to Dartmouth and I knew Lohse and his friends while I was there. I can't verify or deny his claims about SAE hazing, as I was not a member, but I can comment on him: the man is a straight up, classical sociopath. He is charming and charismatic and probably a smart guy, but he has only taken this…