Ugh, I hate that kind of pandering. All women/people are not beautiful. Are conventional norms absurdly narrow? Yes. That doesn't mean that we're all beautiful. Which is good, 'cause there are a hundred other attributes that need their time in the sun.

Uh he does know that Christmas was originally just a co-opted pagan holiday intended to lure people into converting yes?

And deny american 9 year olds their god given rights to insanely potent and dangerous weaponry?! Take that communism back up to Canada where it belongs you gun racist!

This is NOT an accident. Her parents should be prosecuted for manslaughter, at the very fucking, sickening least.

There are times when I really want to take a picture of myself at the park or whatever, but I can't shake the feeling of not wanting to be That Girl. Ordinarily I could give a fuck what people think when they look at me, but for whatever reason I find it mortifying to be viewed while taking a selfie. *shrug* But…

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to:

Did they ever think that maybe 68 percent of the US population is just sleazy and exchanges bodily fluids carelessly?

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

I nominate Russell Brand for maximum randomness and hilarity

You can tell this dude does not mess around. Being a Russian oligarch means you appreciate the finer things in life AND you aren't above physically torturing your enemies.

What does having a boner feel like?

Also fun fact, George R.R. Martin has antire dresser at home filled with nothing but shiny vests.

Plus your side bends and sit ups, too!

I want to believe Nicki showed up to meet Sir-Mix-A-lot, he saw her ass, and was like "at last the chosen one has come"

hahahahaha what the hell is Drake doing in this video

Yoko's little top hat outfit is so flipping cute!

So now that Taylor Swift is both cheer captain and on the bleachers, she has finally come full circle.

Taylor's new video would have been better if she had talked to this lady about bad dancing

As my grandpappy always used to say, "If the relationship doesn't kill you, a fall from a 300 foot cliff will". Wise words. Think about it.

The Fall would also benefit from being seen on the biggest screen possible for the "chocolate for the eyes" effect, even if the story is just okay.