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PirateGeisha
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One of the greatest thing about striding 2 cultures is the realization that there are many valid ways of doing something. I live in the US, grew up in Denmark. In the US doctors recommend not using blankets for small babies, how if you co-sleep (dangerous!!) you need to not use any covers. In Denmark everyone covers

What does that even mean? They have a stick up their butt?

dominate children

I guess it depends on whether you think a sexual urge is a moral failing. As stated in the article, it is the behavior, not the inclination that needs to be corrected. These people have the most taboo desire in society and want to make themselves safe. Absolutely they should get help.

This was my favorite.

…maybe this is wrong of me, but does anyone else feel like the gator should be left alone? Sure it bit a kid, but it was in it's own territory. The kid went swimming in a restricted area (presumably restricted because it's known that alligators live there), the gator didn't go wandering into a neighborhood to chomp on

That is a really good boyfriend.

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i remember these series of ads quite vividly.

If on the menu it says a fish entrée comes with vegetables and you've been staring at the menu for ten minutes, you're not going to ask me what it comes with right? Or ask where are all the steaks on the menu when you're looking at page with the steaks listed? Or, after your meals come out and you're half way

I have to take a deep breath before a meal with my husband. He smacks when he eats. It drives me fucking crazy. I can only express it on here.

If I want to swallow something wet, slimy, and salty, I generally do not have to pay for the privilege.

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

I did once, about five years ago. Apparently she's an emergency-room doctor in Toronto (she came from a medical family, and was undoubtedly whip-smart), which doesn't surprise me in the slightest. A profession in which vulnerable people are under her control would be right up her alley. Brrrrrrrr.

You know how you can't properly diagnose someone as a psychopath before their 18? And how rare a condition it is in females? So I can't say for sure that Sarah really was a psychopath, but I can confirm that she appeared to tick all the boxes.

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.

"You know which character in Forrest Gump I envy? Lieutenant Dan's legs. Because they got to leave early."

Once and future Yogurt King, destined to return from Avalon in our hour of greatest need

Robin Thicke on winning back Paula Patton: "I have no idea what I'm doing."

Age gaps. They can be confusing.