"A voice just came to me like, 'What are you doing? Are you serious? Is that a caulk gun?' "

'Vogue is what happens when the smartest girl in school gets distracted by something shiny and then quits school to chase the shiny thing forever.'

Should she only be making age-appropriate regrettable choices? Like, getting married because everyone is pressuring her to or having a baby because that's what people DO at her age?

So the police force is a breeding ground for people who enjoy violating the civil rights of others, degrading, humiliating them and exercizing violence and abusing others while in a position of power?

When a campus cop tells a woman hes going to slam her on the car if she doesnt obey him, and the college thinks thats perfectly ok, there is seriously something very wrong with that college.

Gotta threadjack with some sweetness.

I'm so... confused. He needed privacy to take naked selfies in your bathroom. Why did he NEED to do that in the middle of a date?

Back in college, I contacted a guy living in my town on MySpace because I liked his profile. He responded and after a couple of days, we decided to meet up for drinks. I was in no way looking for anything serious so when he suggested we go back to his place, I said sure.

Met a good looking guy on POF (plenty of fish). We'd gone out a few times but we'd never hung out at either person's house. He was a personal trainer and one evening after I picked him up from work (his car was in the shop) we stopped by my place to change (personal trainer = free workouts) and hit a movie. We'd…

Honestly, I do it because freshly-shaved legs feel fucking fantastic. I love lotioning them and getting between clean sheets, or putting on silky pants. I'm far too lazy to do something purely for aesthetic purposes or to "please society" - the better question is why do I shave my ARMPITS? That's something I do more…

That breeze on hairy legs feeling is the best reason NOT to shave! The first time I felt it, I felt horribly repressed and deprived of one of life's joys.

I haven't shaved my legs in about a decade. I am thirty years old.

Almost nobody notices, even though I wear knee-length skirts constantly. The only one who really ragged on me about it was my mother.

It MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT.

For a moment, I wondered whether being a dedicated necrophiliac hobbyist might possibly be the most disgusting thing Savile ever did, but after considering it, I think the mass paedophilia still takes the prize. At least when you're dead, you're dead. You've got worse problems than someone having a go on you while…

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"Oh shit, when you said 'bridesmaid ass' I thought you meant.... Sorry dudes, my bad."

Fucking Jeremy is right. I've never met a dude named Jeremy who wasn't dodgy. In fact, I knew a girl named Jeremy in high school, and she was dodgy as fuck.

While animal cruelty in general should be stamped out where possible, let's be completely real here: we're thinking through a Western cultural lens here when we sit here and case aspersions at East Asians for eating dogs.

Hey there, lumberjack. Mind showing me your wood?

Seriously, why doesn't Angela Carter get more love?