samantha-s-reckford
PirateGeisha
samantha-s-reckford

Biscuit cutters! That might not be a gadget. They are basically extremely sharp round cookie-cutter-like things with handles. I loooove biscuits and the biscuit cutters make them so perfect. Since they are super sharp they cut the dough instead of squashing it, so the biscuits rise really tall.

My favourite is overhearing loud campground sex. Once my tent-mates and I woke up at 4:45 AM to the sound of someone being attacked by a bear... only it turns out to have been our neighbors down the hill having sex. The guy was grunting so loud, and the woman was screeching! Tents don't block noise at all so it was

You should pretend to be crazy and go on a rampage all while questioning the meaning of life and acting so erratic that your girlfriend drowns herself (after you stab her father)

The TMZ article refers to Kesha as " the reupholstered 26-year-old alleged singer".

THIS is why GOT is so cool—- the badass women come from all walks of life and don't confirm to one standard of femininity.

That... can't be right. I just googled it and apparently Kit is 5'10", one inch taller than Sophie! They must be standing on a platform or something!

"The pimps in question are not violent, depraved thugs"

Neeeevermind then!

Do you go to NYRF?? Y'all look so familiar! Or the CT faire in Hebron?

Oh god, why did you post this picture??? I quit just over a year ago and I now I got the crave in a major way

Yo, how good was Jaime this week!! When he said the line about Brienne smacking her head on all the arches, I almost spit out my tea. When he said that they would never have been able to pull Renly off an iron throne made of cocks, I absolutely spit out my tea.

Aren't pretty much all female celebrities drag queens these days? Fake hair, fake lips, fake boobs, contoured makeup, fake lashes, fake tans, platform heels, scary fingernails... Cyndi has to get in line behind Kim Kardashian and Courtney Stodden is she wants to be the biggest drag queen in town!

I want to be in a Jaime / Cercei sandwich.

Thanks for the GIF. Now I have to go change my pants.

Land's End does bra sizing, and some of their suits look a little retro! I have this one. I like it because it's less "pin-up," i.e. a little more coverage which I prefer :-)

Well, now I'm crying. "See you at the movies"... oh god. I'm going to miss him so much, and needless to say we never met.

This one is so surreal!

Not even close! She was referring to the old campfire story about a criminal who killed a woman's dog.

It made me soooo hungry to read that. I want fried chicken and mashed potatoes, too!! Someone else can have all the waffles.

Yeah, isn't a long pinky nail even called a 'coke nail' sometimes?