It’s an absolute requirement that you be militantly ignorant if you’re a right-winger.

That’s the thing - Bristol is utterly unfamiliar with the concept of being rewarded for her intelligence and receiving positive encouragement to keep learning/inventing. So it must be something just for minorities or whatever.

Someone said to me that they’d like to see me function on a day to day basis without police. I told him that I’d like to see him function on an hour to hour basis without clocks.

Awww don’t dis the pigs like that. They are very smart animals.

Honestly? I wish he’d tell her to shut the fuck up. Obama, meet me at camera three:

They were just trying to make the teachers feel better about all that movie bomb/stand around what you think is a bomb talking about its bomblike qualities/NOT EVACUATING THE SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IT’S NOT A BOMB mistake shit! THEY WERE JUST SHOWING SOLIDARITY.

THANK YOU. I have been sitting in my tower counting my gold coins, resting on a cushion stuffed with the hair of the oppressed, wondering when someone would finally think about ME.

I’m partial to “I’d call you a cunt, but you lack depth and warmth.”

I wish I could remember the exact line from The West Wing but it was something along the lines of, ~I don’t WANT my neighbor to be President. I want the smartest guy in the world to be president, I don’t care if I want to have a beer with him or not.~

Alaskunt?

Look, we know that the police violated this boy’s civil rights because of his religion and race. What’s important is that the President ignore it completely, otherwise he’s the one stirring up racial strife. We all know that when we ignore injustice, it just eventually solves itself.

I try to avoid gendered swear words, but all I can come up with after reading this is variations on cunt.

Someone needs to get their privilege checked.

Fuck Bristol Palin, give all those chocolates to me.

Why yes they are! with chocolates too :D

Mistakes were made!

As ny husband always tells our sons, “don’t be proud of your ignorance.” If only more people listened.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.