Smoothie King Center in New Orleans scans to get into the premium area. An old boss had season tickets under the basket that he would give to me a few times a year, and they would scan and give you a wristband to get into that area.

As someone who uses After Effects every day at work, there’s a lot of things that are way faster for me to do in after effects than photoshop. everything you do in After effects is inherently non destructive and easily editable, unlike photoshop. and if he’s doing this multiple times it’s really quick to just swap an…

My hustle is buying the cheapest seat I can find to Yankees games and walking down to preferred seating behind home plate and telling them I’m Mike Francesa’s son, the caveat being this only works for Friday night home games when Big Mike is home watching Blue Bloods

I will never not love that joke. 

I’m kinda shocked the Dubs weren’t scanning tickets and stamping/handing out wristbands to get into premium areas. This has been a pretty well-known grift documented all over the Internet for a while and at least Atlanta United has been onto it. Can’t get into any premium area without 1 scan per ticket (they stamp…

Once I did this at an O’s game in Baltimore, and hilariously, we ended up sitting next to the person who had season tickets for those seats (he owned 4, and him and a buddy were occupying the other 2). He was just like “oh, you must have bought those from me!” Me and my girlfriend were like “haha, yeah grabbed them…

There are definitely arenas and stadiums that will stop you even with food. At Miller Park recently, I was trying to get my actually purchased field level seat with hands full of food/drinks. I told the usher “either you hold this box or you grab my ticket from my pocket.” They refused to do either and also to let me…

I’ve done the same at Clippers game before but used way less research.

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

It’s especially problematic for women, who simply physiologically can’t lose significant weight in a short period of time like men can (one of the many things unfair about being a woman!). So female UFC fighters rely even more on cutting water weight by extreme dehydration... which also happens to shrink the…

Unless you have donated to his re-election campaign and it’s an election year for his office, don’t waste your time complaining to a politician.

While the cop is fishing with pay.

In reality he’ll get suspended with pay for a year. That’ll learn him.

Because if the cops don’t obey the laws, why should we?

I got a 30$ Yi cam on Amazon and have used footage twice - for other victims. Twice I witnessed accidents and sent footage to all parties involved. On both occasions the people at fault wanted me to fuck off. One guy threatened me after I offered the footage to the lady who was seemingly in the right. I pulled over as…

So in addition to the stop sign infraction the cop is on the hook for unlawful arrest and illegal imprisonment.

We would also accept “deaths caused by fraternity hazing” as another Top-5 reason to ax college.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, unfortunately: BULLDOZE THAT FUCKING SCHOOL LIKE ABU GHRAIB PRISON.

Would it make at least some sense if somebody said he came from a good family?

Between the student debt situation, shady athletic programs, and countless bungled title IX investigations, maybe we should just stop doing college.